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yourlocaljay:

more-snatched-photos:

Aye 👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

gaypeopletwitter:

misterminaj:

how do I tell my grandpa he drives like a bottom

knittedbear:

i am not real.. i made myself up

straightboyfriend:

all boys are demons but i want one to love me

youdirtyshisno:

My aunt’s cat is very shy and hides when there are guests in her house. She semi-trusts my parents and will at least be in the same room as them. Tonight, my dad made some progress:

tsarism:

tsarism:

Just finished crying

Crying again

heyleafmealone:

evilspice:

tumblr B.C. (before censorship)

Tumblr A.D. (after dicks)

girlkisser:

i-was-today-years-old-when:

i realized that “oh neptune” in Spongebob means “oh god” because Neptune is the god of the sea

ruinedchildhood:

25 minutes into Netflix and Chill…